That’s why Carlin is my favourite comedian. I agree with him on a lot of things. I’ve never even seen this interview, and I always say that humanity is overdue for a hard reset. A comet or something to wipe us all out, and start over. I was rooting for the Corona virus.

Well he didn’t come up with the idea by himself. I doubt he knew what Greenland was two weeks ago.

I’m guessing, he’ll stop paying his workers, surround the factories with barbed wire so they can’t escape and tattoo numbers on them to easier keep track of what they are doing.

Not really favourite, but definitely most unbelievable: They elected Donald Trump for president in the US. Twice.

Isn’t this the same premise as The Beekeeper?

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

Are you a Dyson salesman? Watch the video.

I recently watched some YouTube video that debunked that claim. They are basically pointless.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSo5PmZZJM

It actually works better when You take the inner fan out of the casing. So they are actually a scam.

They went back to the red underwear?

How is she hotter than his mom?

How many of You have already set this up as their profile picture on social media?

Joe can add him to his streak.

I feel like that too, when I think about it.

I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it’s gonna fucking hurt for a week.

I think it’s more like, there’s been 30 years since DS9.

123movies, hdeuropix, lookmovie, there are a lot of places to watch it for free.

Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Roo close to ludicrous speed.

It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.