Planned obsolescence. When the battery finally dies, you can’t use it wired.

A similar joke could be made in English as “root”, to dig with the nose, is also part of a plant. Earthworm is, unfortunately, not a homophone.

My favorite of this style is about roast beef and pea soup.

Trickle-down economics.

Too late!

If you’re lucky they’ll turn you away at sign-in saying, “the courtroom is full, take your money and go”.

If a different sperm had won, I wouldn’t be here.

Team effort or not, there is one success.

We all had a choice (well, maybe not ivf babies), we were just so dumb (single cell sperm) that the “choice” was not informed.

Use is to be used

Useful implies a user

Only life can use

A decade old paperwhite is plenty good jailbroken. A real bargain.

DDG shows dates if you use the date-sorting feature

≈15%

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adm6869

Ported Super Mario 64 is under 60mb.

Not the password to unlock your phone, but the credentials your bank may require to verify your identity over the phone. A security question/answer, a passphrase or a sequence keyed during the call.

100% The only reason I even allow google on the network is for YouTube.

Power? No idea. Desire? Surely.

Uncontrolled dividing of the most dangerous bacterias known to man? What could go wrong?

Not at all! The entire Harry Potter franchise wouldn’t exist!

PrismMC is an old modded server client. PrismLauncher, forked from PolyMC, is a rename spirit but not for any branding reasons like confusion with PollyMC.