Ignotum

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar

1. Write a ton of code
2. Remove all newlines
3. Submit 1-line PR
4. Profit

Human embryo: alien looking blob
Shark embryo: happy little fella

Small cars are fine, it’s the non-small ones that are cancerous

bill of 40 billion dollars shows up
“Oh shit, I’m going to have to work twice as hard for a couple of hours to make that back”
Tweets twice as often

That wolf is probably on a meat-only diet, so yeah that’s definitely Peterson

What do you mean it’s impossible for it? I know how LLMs work but I don’t know if any such limitations

Write me a regex that matches a letter repeated four times, followed by a 3 or 4 digit number

Here’s your regex: ([a-zA-Z])\1{3}\d{3,4}

The core is metal, the outer shell is hard rock, i would assume what’s inbetween is a mix of pop and smooth jazz maybe?

Just include a link to this post, then they’ll have to give it to you

Why not
they don’t give a shit about kids, after they’re born that is

“you’re immortal now, so why are you trying to wipe out all of humanity?!”
“You guys keep writing books, even though i’m reading 24/7, my backlog keeps growing!”

How is that possible? After a day “today” becomes “yesterday”, how is the sign able to resist the flow of time like that?

Don’t kill any kids today

“Aight, I’ll come back tomorrow then”

“Design is fine, is just user error”
- every designer ever

Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

/s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

- Guitar Solo

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

• mushrooms

In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She’s born again
[…]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She’ll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Aah

Do people actually stop playing factorio, just to work (on something else than the factory)?