That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain
It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…
Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?
OMG his grin is contagious! 😃


You just invented Spicy Jenga.


Aw feel better 🤍


Swirlies are the worst.


Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!
They’ve got no right to be so pretty.


It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.
Yay, you go Sandy! And you go, Launches!


Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.
Oh shit guys it’s bean season again


If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.
* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)
That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)
I wanna be Sandy when I grow up
(Feel better, Launches!)