Designated Douchebag

Dumbass Dingeberry

Disappointing Dipshit

I named one of our dumber work projects ‘project seppeku’ once. Boss was not amused when someone told him what it meant, but it went undiscovered for longer than I would have imagined, which simultaneosly made me happy and hurt my feelings.

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“pulling out all the stops” probably means removing the minorities and anti-fascists from the tesla payroll.

Its awfully close to a dumpster on wheels. Just needs some flames coming out of it and a bigger ‘tesla’ logo and it’ll be perfect.

cybertruck is barely even a truck at all. its a truck shaped car for rich assholes to look rugged.

I see lots of chickens, never any eggs.

In hawaii we cant get eggs at all for the past week or two-- or even those milk carton pints of liquid eggs. I was told at the foodland today to come at 5am tomorrow when the doors open and theres always just a few boxes. So… I guess I get up at 430 tomorrow. Then elbow the old ladies – or whatever I need to do to get to the eggs first.

They are mean and have canes but they can’t take a punch and I can run to the egg aisle first.

Giant meteor is what we need.

Even out of power they still find a way to give hand jobs for industry donations and casually screw the public. I admire their energy.

Biden Harris and the centrists were also warned. All they had to do was the right thing but they couldnt be bothered. Now we all get to suffer together.

I wouldnt say they wanted fascism, a lot of voters just didnt want any more Biden.

Because oaths are for chumps, I guess. Looks like Biden finally chose to make use of the unitary executive power the supreme court gave the president. And he used it to do a favor for tiktok. Why am I not surprised.

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Dont you worry-- even if you never joined they made a ‘virtual profile’ for you anyway. LinkedIn did the same thing when they scanned trhough everyones address books as they were signing up. Your friends basically join you into it. The only way to get out of that is to have no friends or connections.

People in the US care far too much about some possible badmouthing. Did Mark Zuckerberg call me a virtue signaller? I dont care. Zuckerberg is creepy as hell. Did some zionist genocider call me an anti-semite? yeah I dont care about their opinion on that either. Did some republican say democrats are weak on some issue? Who cares. All they do is lie and talk stupid all day long.

We all need to stop caring about what people we dont respect think or say about us.

You think charging them 20 a day will get the rich off the road?

Maybe if you are that poor don’t pilot your personal vehicle

And there it is. That privilege. “if you’re that poor”.

Remind me your grand plan to institute day fines again?

Progressive tax on a scarce resource based on income. Complete exemptions for disabled. Better rates for working poor than 25% off.

and it has an option for low income people to pay less.

You’ve never been poor have you. Its an extra 300 bucks taken away for no benefit, assuming they qualify for the low income benefit, and its 400 fliushed down the tubes if they dont.

OK, but in that case, usually you’d want to send that sort of request to google instead of looking for a lemmy thread of questionable veracity to educate you. I’d be careful what you ask for and to whom you ask, but you do you.