silly goose meekah

I don’t think you have any need to simplify, but some more punctuation would definitely help with the readability of your comment

Love it

My Dad once gifted me a bazinga shirt. I don’t watch the big bang theory.

why do I get out of bed in the morning, and why should anyone care

What if I dont know the answer to that question myself?

I’m assuming I’ll be snag enough to not get hit by a cat. Fair point about natural predators tho.

I think I’d like to be an outside cat for some rich family lol

I prefer ballistol, but to each their own

Was it one of those automatic toasters? Technology connections made a video on it.

I’m dreading the day my bad mouth hygiene will catch up to me… I know how bad it is but I still can’t get myself to brush every night.

That’s kinda beautiful

Why didn’t you keep in touch, sounds like a fun person

Have you tried therapy?

Makes sense, thanks for explaining :)

What do you mean by them not wanting you?

I’m gonna start calling the thing where you put the downstem into the bong “bong dong”"

Yeah nothing ever came close to Parmesan for me. I’ll use yeast when its the only option at my vegan friends places but I’ll never be able to be truly vegetarian because of Parmesan

I like the doll house idea. Now with realistic house fires!

Fair point.

While that’s a funny reply, I feel the need to point out this is a horrible idea considering the environmental impact of throwing lithium ion batteries into water.

Idk I’ve had the impression that this is not as bad here as it was on the place that shall not be named.