Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

He was saying it with his heart.

spin spin

Hail Beakman!

As if it even needs to be said.

He can do it on a fucking unicycle for all I care, that’s not at all what I’m saying.

I don’t like it here.

I can almost guarantee the bed of that particular truck has never seen a brick, or any other building material.

I saw a lifted truck the other day, and not only did it not have a trailer hitch, it didn’t even have a spot where one could be installed. I don’t know much, but it seems to me that if you’re not using your pickup truck for hauling, then you shouldn’t even have one.

How the fuck is this acceptable?

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.

I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.

This man is an agent of justice. The murderer is dead.

Ave Satanas!

You’ll be back.

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

Brace yourself. It’s a train wreck.

I’ll definitely be watching it when I get a minute. Joe Rogan is only funny when he’s the joke.