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Dude, the dog was 8400 years old! 🤡

Yes, it’s the middle bottom one. Looks like a guy’s chest is exploding for some reason. 🙃

On a similar note, I don’t know which doofus created the cancerogenic warning symbol. It’s so stupid that I didn’t understand it when I first saw it and thought it meant that it irritates breathing or something. Truly stupid.

Is that a man in there… or something?

Indeed, humans are treacherous and sneaky bastards.

John Wayne Bobbitt Spider.

Crows don’t care. #thuglife

I’ll take you for a ride. A ride on a meteorite.

Epsteins?

Removed by mod

They can pollinate my bug zapper! ⚡

TBH, it’s quite gay to be infatuated by exhausts…

Is that you, Costanza??

But software is sh*t.

Polders. :)

This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.

Found the mosquito.

• What screw worm??
• Exactly.

Now THAT’S intelligent design!

Could be, there’s a similar remedy to wisdom teeth growing sideways. Apparently the body needs some sort of a signal for direction, so if you chew on a stick (e.g. a pencil) for 10-15 minutes each day, they should reallign themselves.