Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

They were for several hundred million years. What changed?

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

I suggest getting a dog and giving up on dating

Faye, Ronald, or Youth?

Disagree. Calling leftists Nazis for not voting for Harris is basically the same thing as Stalingrad

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

The point is to funnel wealth to a tiny number of people; cities are an efficient way to do that

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs