Alternatively:

Honey Sriracha Chicken (bulk recipe, but scales well if you want to make a smaller batch)

5 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs or breasts

1 cup Sriracha

1 cup honey

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

Throw all ingredients in crockpot for 4 hours on high or 6-8 hours on low. Shred. Makes absolutely bomb tacos. It also makes quite a bit of sauce; I like to use the extra to cook rice to have with.

Lazy enchiladas

2 cans refried beans

1 can chili (or roughly equivalent amount homemade chili if you’ve got it on hand)

1 lrg can enchilada sauce

8-10 medium Tortillas

Combine

1 bag shredded cheese

Optional - diced green chilis, tajin, garlic powder

Combine chili, beans, and optional ingredients if using. Put a couple heaping spoonfuls in each tortilla and roll like a burrito. Put in lightly greased casserole dish. Pour on enchilada sauce and top with cheese. Bake at 350 F until bubbling and cheese is starting to brown. If you’ve got sour cream on hand, top w sour cream. Tasty, cheap, and stupid filling.

This is like, one mention of “nuclear wessels” away from being a deleted scene from Star Trek IV.

I’m guessing whatever it scraped to generate this was intended for divvying up food rather than doing actual math. 1/3 plus a third of a third is close enough to a half if you’re talking about portioning out pizza or leftovers or what have you.

Fun fact, it’s actually been theorized that overlapping cave paintings like that were essentially a rudimentary form of animation, as flickering firelight would create the illusion of movement.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ice-age-artists-may-have-used-firelight-to-animate-carvings-180979943/

Honestly in a use case like family photos, redoing it every x amount of time is probably a good idea anyway so new ones can be added.

Plot twist, that’s who Trump was actually trying to get but there was a misunderstanding when he asked for “that guy with the fucking cushions”.

Not as far as “dumb” per se but I would accept “less smart” in exchange for physical buttons and a removable battery.

There was Big Bob’s Beepers on Hey Arnold.

Muskodon

Yeah, it’s just a blatant lie that a phone with a removable battery can’t be waterproof without being massive. I had a galaxy s5 active years ago that was, and the difference in thickness between that and the standard one was negligible.