“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • the bad guys huddle a few feet away from the bound adventurer.

    “What the fuck are we going to do with this asshole?”

    “Uh… torture them and murder them?”

    “Bob… what the fuck is wrong with you?”

    “Well we’re not feeding them. We don’t have enough rations for each of us.”

    “Let them go?”

    “Let them go, follow them, then ambush the party and take their food. Or eat them.”

    “Well, I guess that’s better than your first plan Bob.”