ON TARGET!!! Hahahaha…!

May The Flork Be With You.

Violating the Prime Snail Directive of Starfleet.

Auntie New Guinea Who Never Married & Lives With Her Best Friend

Alpaca 3D my main man!
(not really, I don’t know who he is)

“Aw man… that’s the third goddamned cloth I’ve dropped into this goddamned event horizon this week… and it’s barely just Tuesday.”

Oh get the fuck outta here, you!

OP found a manifold, and stampeded straight towards the wrong large-scale interpretation.
Like an Earth-measuring version of charly kirk on the gun issue, and look at him now, where that got him.

Trivial.
Naive.
Elegant.
“Energy”.
“Entropy”.
I mean… lasers, man… how DO they work?

“I’m Too Stupid For This.”
Amen!
“What?”

I picture someone like Grand Mage & Dervish Paul Dirac cracking his Special Relativity knuckles as he takes the challenge, “right then…!”

Curious. Do you often feel there are three ELIZAS in a trenchcoat?

I wanna see a reverse brachistochrone!

And if you still can’t reach it, ask your god or gods for help,
as it’s beyond the reach of Mr Newton or even Herr Leibniz.

Flyover country.
The Midwest of the Solar System.

I hate Istanbul. You know why?
Because it’s too far away from me!

I mean… here I am, willing, able,
rearing to go, locked and loaded
so to speak… and there it is…
it decided to plop down its’ rear,
its’ fat lazy ass, on the opposite,
far side of the freakin’ world.

I mean… the nerve of this city!
What does it want from me, to
remain as far away as possible?
Well I’ll tell ya, it’s succeeding,
and doing a bang up job at it, too!

EDIT: that goes for you, too, Tokyo!

Donde estar la biblioteca… de Steam?!!

Yet all this energy and electromagnetic phenomena
from our very limited vantage point and experiments
feels like it bathes everything as it decays gradually
in slow motion, one rung at a time, towards entropy,
zooming down an exponential thermodynamic curve
that aims and trends towards zero, beyond our view,
beyond the horizon, touching infinity itself.
And here’s the craziest part: the space itself where
this is all taking place, is accelerating its’ expansion.

The internet is not a dumptruck, it’s a series of tubes!
Just the other day, I got sent some internet through my email, and it didn’t arrive till yesterday… why?!!

Where is Leibniz in this scheme of yours?

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