dustycups

https://xkcd.com/37/

The last paragraph feels like this

Many people say so. I don’t know. Edit: the second bit, not the illegal bit.

It is less than ideal.
I only hope that it gets people used to the idea that you can leave a platform and the sky wont fall down. Sooner or later these guys will try a federated service and learn that protocols > platforms (in this case activitypub).

COVFEFE!

Careful, they’ll do emojis next.

Difficult to extinguish you say?

~WHERE DO THEY GO?~

When you see something sad you gas it with flourine - got it.

Why 4 years? Edit: oh… Oh no.

If you like applied Science I highly recommend breaking taps

You are correct but I like subsect better.

I know right?

Absolute agreement here.
Just want to plug https://www.evfiresafe.com/ as experts on the matter

Old mate at work was a rough, tough, hard drinking, hard fighting type.
One day someone was whingeing about a difficult job. Old mate turns to him and says:
“This whole thing is a miracle. All of it. In the whole universe this should just be more empty space, and yet here you are, complaining about whatever. None of us have to be here. Enjoy it.”
It was super out of character for him but he was right.

Who knew - the real torment nexus was the corpses we made on the way.

Have you ever considered travelling to Tokyo?