If pizza then fart else !fart

You got some mighty fine genetics there, you must be looking pretty fine yourself.

I guess I’m lucky I never heard of that particular corner of the internet

Thank you, that is the funnest fact I’ve had all week

I started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

That sounds like a fun night

Quick , tell me a fun fact

But it takes longer, so it’s not good for business

You see, in America, the milk cattle live in terrible conditions. Mastitis is common. In the US, you really have to pasteurize the milk to kill all the bacteria and viruses that end up in the milk because of the conditions they live in.

but on the plus side, maybe the us can start getting some decent cheeses…

Wild planes of extrapolation imply wild rotorcraft of extrapolation

If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

Exactly,which is why I would only go to him when I’m ready to die

I’d trust Kevorkian, but only if I’m ready to die.

I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you’re saying I should.

I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.

This is what we’re training LLMs on.

Just have someone carry you around in their pockets, then throw you in the enemies eyes to temporarily blind them.

Butthurt C devs don’t want it replacing their language.

Life, uh, finds a way