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Anyone who needs to hear this won’t be listening

So you’re saying there’s a chance

“A commercial told me to forget everything I know about slip covers. So I did. Then they tried to sell me some, but I didn’t know what the hell they were!”

Kenshi! Getting your ass beat by slavers again and again has never been so fun!

Thor has blessed your meal

The obvious solution is to kidnap them and teleport them to a planet where they will be forced to create an account