100% factually accurate and yet still devastating to hear.

25 years…I can almost hear the modem whining like it was yesterday.

This is really well written and I agree with a lot of your points…but when I read “as far back as the early 2000s” I felt about 100 years old.

Yo ho yo ho…

It’s been a minute since I’ve read the books, so feel free to correct me, but doesnt Gandalf ask Aragorn to find Gollum after Bilbo’s birthday? Then they imprison him with the elves who feel pity for him and let him climb a tree. Then he won’t come down or something and gets away.

I assumed this is what the hunt for Gollum is, but I haven’t looked at anything to confirm this.

“Precious, it’s been called that before…”

Show me how you reboot the PC.

*User turns off monitor