I like that they will be shoot on sight. It sounds like they will be frustrated if they’re seen

I admire this guy’s dropping an ant fact like this and then refusing to elaborate

I don’t feel that removing the “of Spiderman” was necessary here

I’m not sure about this

In fairness, there was a whole Journey song about it

Plot twist, they’re actually terrifying predators and he’s wearing a wasp’s skin

I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played

There’s a study for you:

Crabby Back: An Exploratory Investigation of Perceived Dorsal Pain in Crustaceans

Notably, an esthetically pleasing line!

Post nut clarity ftw!

I recently read about a living whale that had a late 19th century harpoon stuck through its head. I didn’t fact check it, but if true, furious sea gods feels like a valid reinterpretation

I adore the level of non-malicious pedantry that came from your joke

Wow, GameShark. Core memory unlocked. Thank you for this

What else is there to do for fun??

But you’re not enjoying your hard earned money or free time the right way!!

/s

I want hug giant furball. But I also want keep face attached to body!

I will always argue that all mammals, if not broader categories, have cute recognition. I think it’s a fair play mechanism that evolved so that most species will cut other species’ young some slack in a brutal world, for the most part - with exceptions. I have no evidence for it, but I’ve seen enough animal interaction in my life to not feel completely unfounded either.

These cats are absolutely lethal. I hike a lot and have a legitimate fear of being stalked by one (happened to a friend, the only reason she saw it was cuz she stopped to tie her boot, she had no idea). The fact they behave like normal cats strikes me as odd cuz you don’t realize how scary a big fluffy kitty can actually be

And I think this merits being said, I think I speak on behalf of many here that we’re happy for you! Congratulations!

MOH still holds a space in my library as a medal of honor to itself. That game was absolutely choice, back when cod was still also amazing

In unrelated news, my shoulder hurts cuz I’ve been laying too long 😫