If history is any guide, the Russian subs shouldn’t have any problem getting down to the cables.

If you haven’t seen it or heard anything about it, I think Memento applies.

Pro tip: get audiobooks from your library…along with paper books, ebooks, games, movies, etc.

They never work…except for this time maybe!

Daycare provider. They’re saints, and I doubt I could last a single day.

I mean…you can kill him once you take him out of the story.

You can turn off the swiping gesture. I’ve done it on my AppleTV, and it is WAY better.

Yes, swiping works well on a phone…because there are no buttons. I don’t want to swipe on my TV remote, my car radio, my laptop screen, and fridge, my door handle…

I like that they investigated his representation rather than replacing them.

“We’ve confirmed his lawyers suck” was the extent of it I guess…

It is absolutely okay to say, “I don’t know.”

I’d argue this is true even in instances where you should know as it will save time, damages, and/or misinformation.

If anyone has the clout to get off Twitter and go somewhere else (even their own website) it’s the White House and their associated accounts…yet they still won’t fucking do it.

Journalists and others interested in hearing directly from the administration will follow them literally anywhere…there’s no need to post on Twitter.

But what about the millions of pictures that DON’T contain the lost echidna?

Same here. At a family get together my older sister and the other older kids decided they wanted to watch Aliens.

I was all, “yeah, that’s cool. I’m cool. I’ll totally stay in here too.”

That movie scared. The. Shit. Out of 9 year old me.

Morel panic?