To a “conservative” reality itself must seem extremely left-wing. It’s just their warped perspective.

Pizza in the middle, of course.

Pretty sure Terraria already exists.

I guess there are times when a protest actually works. The thing is, shutting up all the Robin Hood bards just makes people want to learn their songs all the more.

Also known as “things we shrug about” and say “maybe we’ll understand these things one day.”

SWAT doesn’t need to know who called in order to go full Rambo on random citizens. Rich people pull the strings. They don’t believe in accountability.

Funny, how much hand wringing is going on in the sweaty mainstream media about a guy who merely put down a vicious oligarchy-loving killer. You’d get the impression that media moguls are worried that they’re next.

That is, indeed an unpopular opinion.

Nothing like hooking your internet up to literal wishful thinking.

People = Shit

Tesla is already a rolling pile of shit. How much more punishment do you want their owners to have?

They’ve always sucked at making games. They weren’t always successful, though. Skyrim is the goose that laid the golden egg, and they’ll be hard-pressed to repeat that success.

The classic square peg in a round hole problem.

Good thing they have plenty of 1s.

Of course, it could all be another elaborate pump-and-dump scheme by Elon. It wouldn’t put it past him.

Pro tip: If your outcome isn’t achieved, do not riot on the steps of the Capitol.

Well, aside from keyboards and mice.

Some interesting context about Citizen Kane.

User name checks out.

Don’t worry. Either way, there will still be elections. The real question is whether we start to see candidates “accidentally” falling out of windows or drinking poisoned tea, etc.