But some beautiful day in the future, bad code will write badder code.

MFW a surprise, but an unwelcome one.

I didn’t know what a parsec even was, the first dozen times I saw A New Hope. Even now, I’m happy to let the line slide, although it does make me laugh. Not because of the line itself, but the fact that Lucas got caught with his pants down, and instead of laughing it off he and other writers bent over backwards to insist that he didn’t make a mistake.

It’s fine George! Nobody’s perfect!

My favorite part of a movie is the part where you have to read a wiki and listen to a commentary so that one slightly questionable line makes sense.

People have been picketing the Tesla dealership in San Francisco. That seems like a good place to target on Presidents Day, too.

“Um, are we curing plague? Or causing it?”

“Well, let’s see how the evening goes.”

All that might be true, but I refuse to deny the possibility that Stormtroopers’ aim is especially bad when attempting to shoot at their secret crushes 😍 .

Pft, typical stormtroopers:

It’s probably a coincidence, but so-called “underhanded” techniques like this used to be referred to as “ratfucking.” Anyway, here’s to more left-wing ratfucking.

“And I’m sorry, but we actually stopped taking Old Republic Insurance about two hours ago. So…”

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

Barbarian: ???

Can’t bullshit a bullshitter.

Snail’s not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.

Oh boy, I can’t wait 'til Elon gets to do the same thing with TikTok 🤮

Pretty sure the current administration wants to turn TikTok into an rightwing cesspit. Can they rely on Mr. Beast to make that happen?

Force Punching, no doubt.

Well, that’s what the billionaires paid him for.