I’m sorry

And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?

It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.

I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.

Thingu

This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

The original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.

What? Isn’t the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

Magazines cost $14 now!

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

Hugs from an internet stranger!

He’s just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.

“Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! …just not sure which ones as I can’t read any of their names.”

I cook Arch btw

ding!

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

We had an Apple computer in the late 80s/early 90s though I couldn’t tell you which one. I vaguely remember playing a game involving bear astronauts catching falling apples in baskets but have never been able to figure out what it was.