Only got one vote?

Lol all my kid’s YouTube videos come with…

Blah blah sincerely good person does amazing thing, only gets 1 vote.

Begin by just getting a house already.

Yes! Eat all of our shorts!

Alabamans are still marrying their cousins.

Yes! Trum…err Elon is coming for the DMV! Finally! Maybe it will be an app that sends pictures of me in the shower to the people who make our license plates in prison.

Will they be firing all cops, mailmen and firefighters?

Fuck no! Keep Clippie software only! And keep it in the recycling folder!

The only way to open this thing is to remove the screen… Which is the only way to certify that I am me for all work related stuff…2FA is such a pita. So if I fuck up, that could be the loss of just my phone or all my e-mail. Lol, just kidding, I got backups. But boy, what a piece of shit way of doing things. I’m out. The hackers can have it all.

4 years. That’s not really old at all. They just throttle your battery’s capacity.

Its Linux compatible or garbage. Bottom line. My Android phone is discharging faster than a bucket with a hole, but I’m keeping it as long as I can. I need to get me an Ubuntu phone.

I go to pornhub every morning to check out the articles. Lately I’ve noticed that they have exactly the kind of articles I’m interested in always at the top two rows and then a bunch of stuff I’m not really into elsewhere. They are definitely testing stuff.

Repeat after me!.. En-shit-ti-fication!

No I mean, now that I got caliber they block book downloads.

I literally just installed caliber recently. Are they following my every move or something? Trying desperately to prevent other “near techky” people from leaving the market place?

Kholer, American standard, and other toilet manufacturers are scrambling to match Toto’s ad popularity in “the go” ad business.

If you’ve changed your extractor fan recently, you might have come out of the restroom humming something new or maybe something familiar like the McDonalds jingle. But such feats of advertising have never been part of the true #2!. Things like bidet splash modulation… Lara papa pa!!! Right in the butt! Or flush ads! A display banner integrated on to the flush tank, and if you open the lid you’ll get ads around the bowl and in the back of the lid.

Clorox is coming up with a brad new cleaning chemical family. If you forget to clean you’ll be presented with scum in the shape of the clorox logo and the proper code and link to Amazon.

Oh yes please! Enshittify the one and only sanctuary we believed we had!

Man! I’ve been rich and successful my entire life! Specially in summer! It don’t feel like it though. Speaking of which, I’ve watched a ton of porn and I can tell that nipples tend to be the total opposite.

White assholes are Orange actually!

And teams is SharePoint too…lol pieces of shit software.

I got a better one…put a rat in a can, place two papers with two different answers… As a question and let the rat go. Each paper is coated in delicious cheese.

Just figure out if you trust a rat…do you go for the answer an idiot picked? Or do you go for the answer that was less tasty?

That’s the same company that approved Clippie and the magic wizard.

Keep it on its toes… Ask chatgpt, then copy paste the answer and ask perplexity why that’s wrong and go back and forth…human, AI, Human, AI…until you get a satisfactory answer.