I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.

/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.

Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.

Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.

It could be useful if you live in a submarine that is always emerging/submerging.

Finally, Peewees Playhouse has found open source representation.

Bep bup! German Bot here!

“Das ist richtig” means “That is true”

Like and follow this bot so its creator may someday claw themselves out of the joyless pit they have dug themselves.

: pours one out for every dude that had a GF that lost herself to a Pinterest Interest wall: (or vice versa)

Quickly? Granted, it was over a decade ago, but it took 6-8 years for Myspace to die proper , by my recollection.

I still wish I could bop over there and check in on bands that probably imploded a decade ago.

Try an all natural solid bar shampoo. I went from my hair feeling lank and greasy in day two after a wash to only having to wash it twice a week.

I feel like the chemicals in just mainstream shampoo reak havoc on hair and lock you in to a daily use cycle.

It looks exactly like a ‘rad car’ that I doodled in my social studies notebook after slamming two bottles of Robitussin.

And also, if one of the wheel motors breaks down will the inevitably obtuse software of the car allow me to drive on three wheels, or will it sit idle until a certified technician arrives and inputs a service code?

But… It may alert you to the existence of a game that has a completely different mechanic than the one presented in the ad!

On the contrary: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungazing#:~:text=Sungazing is the unsafe practice,often near dawn or dusk.

This is very true, but every porch pirate isn’t a moral free tweaker willing to do whatever it takes to score. I think the average down on their luck schmuck would have fewer qualms vandalizing an automated delivery system.

Kentucky Route Zero is a goddamn masterpiece. Every scene was amazing, but the rogue boat piloted by cats stuck with me.

I can’t focus hard enough to play a game when I’ve dosed.

It seems like playing a colorful movement filled game would enhance the situation, but my altered mind is just like, ‘No, you are wasting this altered state you are in. Dive inwards and ask questions of yourself.’

Before you ask, yes, I am fun at parties.

To be a man whode read 3765 posts is more than I asked for.

Fix Sriracha is pretty damn good, less sweet, more heat, a touch more fermented funkiness. Downside is it is thinner and more expensive.

Got his doctorate in Pizzaeolgy.

That really upset you? That one little thing? Sheesh, sorry. Forgot you were so fragile.