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syd@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 个月前

Gotta learn it

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syd@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 个月前
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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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    I usually code in Language or Script

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t we all? Amen.

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

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      But what about script java?

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        That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

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    C+

    I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I’m talking about if I referred to it as C+

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The list shows TempleOS’s HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

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    Language

    I have job for you “language” programmers.

    Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

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    my main language is script java

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    It’s just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

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      Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

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    c+=0.5

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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    And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

  • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.org
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    And then, comes ScriptJava

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    Thats just HolyC before it became holy

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    What kind of programming language is language?

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    Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

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    lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

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    To be fair, compiling C code with a C++ compiler gets you all the warnings from C++'s strong-typing rules. That’s a big bonus for me, even if it only highlights the areas of your C that are likely to become a maintenance hazard - all those void* casts want some documentation about what assumptions make them safe. Clang will compile variable-length arrays in C++, so you might want to switch off that warning since you’ve probably intended it. Just means that you can’t use designated initialisers, since C++ uses constructors for that and there’s no C equivalent. I’d be happy describing code that compiles in either situation as “C+”.

    Also stops anyone using auto, constexpr or nullptr as variable names, which will help if you want to copy-paste some well-tested code into a different project later.

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      Isn’t auto a keyword in C?

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        It means something else.

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