kiwi’s missing “- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
I’ve read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn’t that true?
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match.
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea.
keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
thinks he’s a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
I’d love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn’t, but I feel like it would be cool
It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure!
Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku.
I’m basically a cat
just excited to be here
🙋♂️
