TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!
First time I’ve ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I’m one of today’s lucky 10,000!
“Transpire” is the plant version of “perspire.” TIL, too!
#CORNNATION
It’s got the (fog) juice!
ORDER CORN
Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼
Are you ready? 💦
My cob is sweaty 🥵
S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?
Country girls make do…
Got my corn face on 🌽🥵🌽
It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs
It’s actually easily readable which gives it points from me
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.
That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.
Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?
The one who get scalped by the drill?
I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.
I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency
A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.
Corn grows super fast at peak season.
In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It’s like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they’re both grasses
Yeah, it’s a very creepy experience to walk through a corn field at night in July.
Definitely no place for children. If you see any, run like hell. ;)
⚠️ CORN FOG!
Forn cog!
Forncog Lagforn!
I say, I say
I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn
